2.27.2005

Quite what happened I cannot say. I'm unsure. What began as a sedate adult evening enjoying the multifarious delights of conversation and Japanese cuisine very rapidly descended into a deplorable spiral of violence and destruction. Suspect I may have played a role in the instigation of the evening's sudden turn for the worse, but don't exactly know when or how. A swollen lip, cuts on the legs and back and welts across a large part of the carcass. In the morning those that remained crawled out of their respective pits into a landscape of smashed glass, broken furniture and pasta shapes stuck to walls.
And there is video footage. To my eternal horror. I do not remember being filmed. I do not remember doing that wicked, evil thing with Ben's testacles. But, sadly, the camera never lies.

An extremely heavy plastic horse properly intended for the shrieking amusement of children was stolen in Otsu this weekend. Dan did not help to carry it. He is innocent.

I am becoming to old for these things.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Richelle reckons...

If it make you feel any better, you hit him in the ba#@$s first. You were just trying to make him feel better.
I didn't tell you this yesterday because I'm a bad friend. Also, because you grabbed my ass.

9:50 午後 JST  
Anonymous Richelle reckons...

If it make you feel any better, you hit him in the ba#@$s first. You were just trying to make him feel better.
I didn't tell you this yesterday because I'm a bad friend. Also, because you grabbed my ass.

9:51 午後 JST  
Anonymous 匿名 reckons...

If it make you feel any better, you hit him in the ba#@$s first. You were just trying to make him feel better.
I didn't tell you this yesterday because I'm a bad friend. Also, because you grabbed my ass.
Richelle

9:51 午後 JST  
Anonymous Stephen reckons...

Hello
I'd like to see that footage, thank you very much. Mpeg or Quicktime will surfice.

10:30 午後 JST  
Blogger pik reckons...

Richelle: OK, OK, you dodn't have to post it three times! (b^-')d

Stephen: I will do my best.

10:42 午後 JST  
Blogger pik reckons...

OK, so I meant 'didn't', not 'dodn't'.

10:43 午後 JST  
Anonymous 匿名 reckons...

Ahhhh... please erase some of those... my computer kept saying that it wasn't posting, so I just kept clicking the button...
I didn't want to remind you of the ass grabbing three times...
I feel hazukashii. : (

10:47 午後 JST  
Blogger pik reckons...

Richelle, can you mail me that disturbing footage from your camera please? Or burn it to disk.
Will swap for insane Bangkok taxi driver footage.

10:48 午後 JST  
Blogger pik reckons...

Actually, I can't erase 'em. Your folly is there for posterity I'm afraid.

12:08 午前 JST  

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